Random survey

Random survey. Could be fun or not but I am going to do it anyway.


HAVE YOU EVER CHEWED A PACK OF GUM ALL AT ONCE?

Yes. The five pack of winter fresh.

DO YOU KNOW ANY JERKS?

Everyone knows a jerk and everyone can be a jerk. Also in my top Five movies The Jerk

IF YOU HAD ONE MAGIC POWER WHAT WOULD IT BE?

House cleaning in the snap of my fingers.

IF YOU HAD ONE STAR TREK DEVICE?

Beam me up Scottie also the only one I know.

DO YOU WATCH CSI?

Not any of them.

HAVE YOU EVER CHASED A CHICKEN?

I have chased a child chasing a chicken does that count?



YOUR HOME LIFE

DO YOU HAVE CARPET IN YOUR ROOM?

Yes.

DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIVING ARRANGEMENTS?

Yes.

DO YOU HAVE A WALK IN CLOSET?

Yes but I can't walk into it at the moment.



PERSONAL QUESTIONS

WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE ABOUT YOUR LOOKS?

My jelly roll could go and I wouldn't miss it.

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A WEIRD DREAM ABOUT A GUY OR GIRL?

Yes and how.

WOULD YOU EVER BE A STRIPPER?

A burlesque dancer

WOULD YOU CONSIDER BEING A DANCER IN A MUSIC VIDEO?

Depends on the video and music style and how much I would be paid to make an ass out of myself.

ANYONE EVER TELL YOU THAT YOU HAD A BIG HEAD?

Yes, my husband.

DID ANYONE EVER TELL YOU THAT YOU’RE PRETTY?

Sometimes I even think they mean it.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SCARS?

Yes:



DO YOU HAVE ANY BIRTH MARKS?

Yes, A big freckle on my face and a matching one on my chest.



THE FACTS

EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?

Just call me butter fingers! and I have kids nothing is safe.

EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?

Only one and lucky for me it was the right one.



THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?

My kids, and books even when we are not actively buying them.

WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

Over the rainbow or Florida for a couple more months. Then the road for a month and with any luck in our own house in Texas.

LAST LIE YOU HEARD?

I am doing my work and not watching tv.

CAN YOU COOK?

Pretty well too.

LAST TIME YOU CRIED?

When my Grandma told how bad my grandpa was doing and realizing that I live 3000 miles away from them. I am missing my little sisters wedding tomorrow.

LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?

Never been to one. We are really to cheap to go and Rob hates loud music. I love musicals and live plays.

ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT?

Myself and my id.

DO YOU SMOKE?
No.


LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

I am not really a phone person so I would say my grandma.

WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?

Dinner at applebees 6-6:30. It's kid friendly so let me know how many people.

LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?

Last night Butt Drugs and Cullman Liquidation commercials. I am laughing thinking about them.

LAST TIME YOU TALKED TO A COP?

If  IM counts just now.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?

I hope the weather is nice because we are doing beach pictures.

ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?

No.

ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP?

Yes.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL?

Yes.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?

Post it. Maybe a nap to follow.

WHO DID YOU LAST HUG?

My Sons.

WOULD YOU EVER DYE YOUR HAIR RED?

I did that as a kid and liked it ok but I wouldn't do it now. I love my hair.

WHO DID YOU LAST TALK TO OVER THE COMPUTER?

Stormy..

DO YOU LIKE HUGS?

Big Bear hugs, group hugs, crazy family hugs, all hugs are great.

WHAT DO YOU DO RIGHT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED?

Read, or watch some random T.V. show on instant play on Netflix

RIGHT WHEN YOU GET OUT OF BED?

coffee...

TO WHOM DID YOU LAST GIVE THE FINGER?

I don't give the finger.

IF YOU HAD 1,000 DOLLARS WHAT WOULD YOU BUY?

We are saving, so this would fall under the saving for our move.

WHAT WAS THE LAST BEVERAGE YOU SPILLED ON YOURSELF?

Water

ARE YOU DIFFERENT NOW THAN YOU WERE 6 MONTHS AGO?

Yes, I am a work in progress as my children grow and change so do I. I hope to be a better person six months from today.

BETTER FOR GIRLS TO KISS OR BOYS TO KISS?

My husband to kiss me.

WHEN DID YOU LAST KISS SOMEONE ON THE CHEEK?

Rob on his way to work after lunch. He was still eating.

WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT AROUND 9:30?

The Henslee's watching the Marriage Ref

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF GUYS THAT WEAR EYELINER?

I don't.

HOW MANY HOURS DID YOU SLEEP LAST NIGHT?

8 I guess


50 CENT SHOWS UP AT YOUR DOOR, WHAT DO YOU DO?

How the hell would I know if it was 50 cent or whoever? I don't know that guy. I'd tell him he's lost.

HOW WAS THE LAST EGG YOU ATE PREPARED?

Scrambled with onions, tomatoes, peppers, and cheese.

WHERE DID YOU LAST WEAR SUNGLASSES?

Tuesday was a sunglasses day.

HAVE YOU EVER WORE YOUR UNDERWEAR BACKWARDS?

No.

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON TO SMOKE A CIGARETTE IN YOUR PRESENCE?:

Darlene, is the only smoker I am around and she doesn't really smoke around me much.

WHAT ANIMAL DID YOU LAST PET OR HOLD?

My lab Chaz.

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

Yeah, I am still in my P J's and will be until after I get a nap. I was cleaning today.

WHAT WAS THE LAST NEWSPAPER YOU READ OR SKIMMED?

Online The New York Times, hard copy The News Herald

WHAT WAS THE LAST WORD WRITTEN ON YOUR HAND?

A book I wanted to check out to read.

WHAT WAS THE LAST HAIR PRODUCT YOU USED?

Conditioner.

WHAT WAS THE LAST MEDICATION YOU TOOK?

I don't take medication. I drives Rob crazy when I am sick or hurting.

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU REALLY LAUGH?

Butt Drugs commercial and Cullman Liquidators look them up.
http://ilovelocalcommercials.com/videos.aspx?vid=287&cl=1

TO WHAT SONG DID YOU LAST SING ALONG?

Butt Drugs. It is really funny.

WHAT WAS THE LAST MUSICAL INSTRUMENT IN YOUR PRESENCE?

Kazoo

WHAT WAS THE LAST SUPERSTITIOUS THING YOU DID?

Threw salt over my shoulder

WHAT TIME DID YOU GET UP THIS MORNING?

7:30

ARE YOU GLAD THIS IS OVER?

Yes.